The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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