you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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