I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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