Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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