You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
