I accidentally had phone sex last night
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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