And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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