I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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