thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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