How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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