He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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