So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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