Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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