i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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