Its about making memories worth repressing
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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