I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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