well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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