the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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