dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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