Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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