Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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