just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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