I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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