wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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