Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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