We're facebook friends in real life
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I wear drunk well.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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