windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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