Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I would ride that face into the sunset
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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