Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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