ugly people sure do ruin things
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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