I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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