You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My vagina is very pro this idea
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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