I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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