what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You are a booty call, not a friend.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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