we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
