we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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