You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
where are my eyebrows?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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