I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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