I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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