just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
She's not a foreskin expert like you
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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