JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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