Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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