She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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