Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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