i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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