Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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