Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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