Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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