You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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