Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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