i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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